On the lighter side - by Niran Samarasekera

When Brett Lee bowls a bouncer, he does not chuck - he only throws it.

When Murali bowls a slower ball with no danger of injury to the batsman, he is a chucker and Litle Johnny Howard confirms he chucks.

When Shane Warne is caught after taking banned drugs, it is not his fault. Of course his mother had given him the wrong drug by mistake, and Little Johnny says that he is a great bowler.

When Samantha Riley is caught after taking banned drugs, Little Johnny says it has been mistakenly been given to her by her coach

When it happens to an Aussie it is fair, but when it happens to the Chinese swimmers and people like Murali, they are all cheats

Little Johnny says his country gives everybody a Fair go - sometimes Little Johnny is trying to heave Murali overboard and let Shamed Warne get the record. What a Co-word is Ho-word!

May 22 2004